alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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