I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
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Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
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The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize