But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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