Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
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Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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