am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
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I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
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I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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