I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
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Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
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According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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