what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
