wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
He shit in the fireplace
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