we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
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I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
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This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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