i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
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The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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