Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Someone shit on the floor
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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