i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
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so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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