Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
My life is pants optional.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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