ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
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I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
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Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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