doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
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The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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