i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
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I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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