He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
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I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
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