Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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