I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
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I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
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