NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
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It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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