His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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