i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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