Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
My hand turned me down
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
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I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
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when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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