Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Randomize
