I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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