Did you just see the Batmobile???
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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