I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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