margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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