They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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