U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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