Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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