so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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