pedialite and red bull = repair kit
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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