i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
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There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
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Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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