I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
God, I missed his penis.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
