Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I have grass duct taped all over my body
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
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When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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