none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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