I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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