hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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