It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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