I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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