i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
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The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
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So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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