You're so nebulous sometimes
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
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Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"