He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
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I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys