Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.