god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
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It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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