NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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