She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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