Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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