Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
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A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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