Your face is a jimmy john
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
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i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
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REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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