So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
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Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
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I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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