Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
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i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
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Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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