Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
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GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
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I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Randomize