Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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