Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
ok first of all what the fuck
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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