did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
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I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
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please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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