worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
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My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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