Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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