twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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