I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
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just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
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Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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